My brother basically disowned me last night

For pointing out to his long distance girlfriend (that he’s screwed over in the past)  that he has been bringing home this girl for weeks now and introducing her as his girlfriend…

This is his reply to me:

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Q: How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her?

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ok follow these simple steps:

1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can

good now u r where u belong congrats!!!


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boom clap the sound of my ass

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thatdumbkidpipes:

gordon ramsay’s confused face is the cutest thing on earth

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look at him

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hes like a little baby boy

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inbox:

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

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trytomakemestay:

i understand that you cant stop miley but you need to

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