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it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis


like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME


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Q: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?



Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.


Don’t dis strippers.
1. They earn a lot of fuckin money. Especially if they’re good
2. That shit is hard. Have you tried to pole dance like some of them? How about in lingerie and heels?
3. It takes a lot of confidence
4. There may be rules that you’re not aloud to touch the strippers but how many times do you think some drunken assholes have broken those rules? Ask a stripper about some of the things that’ve happened to them or someone they know

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